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There's not much for me to say. I love to play
trivia and
Texas hold 'em , I love
knowledge , and I love contributing my knowledge to the world. I love easily :)
I have tested out at
genius level. I am also modest. Yeah, right... :p
I am also a high-school dropout with an
11th grade
education . I have
didaskaleinophobia , the fear of going to
school or being taught in a scholastic environment. Ironic, huh, that I still crave worldly knowledge?
I will continue to edit this page of mine as it seems prudent to do... John :)
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asm -0 This user does not understand
Assembly , or refuses to program in it.
This user has no idea how to program his TI calculator with
TI-BASIC .
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Java -0 This user has some undisclosed problems with
Java .
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Fortran , or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in Fortran.
G -0 This person does not understand
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hs -0 This person does not understand
Haskell (or does not want to program in Haskell).
math -0 This user either doesn't know how to code
MathML , or wishes they didn't.
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py -0 This user doesn't understand
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regular expressions (or understands them with considerable difficulties, or does not want to write them).
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SQL -0 This person does not understand
SQL (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to write SQL).
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XML -0 This person does not understand
XML .
Tcl -0 This person does not understand
Tcl (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to script in Tcl).
This user likes
Java .
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LaTeX typesetting.
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templates do, and how to write them.
This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.
Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
; This user knows how to use a
semicolon correctly.
; This user's favorite punctuation is semicolons; he likes using them a lot.
; This user is addicted to
semicolons ; he uses them frequently.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with
s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
"..!" This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of
quotation marks .
A, B, and A and B This user uses the
serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
… This user is addicted to
ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
ANAL 5 This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.
GN This user is a
Grammar Ninja and says "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" as proof.
This user thinks good
grammar is sexy .
Subj
This user prefers that the
subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
than then This user understands the difference between using "
than " and "
then ."
their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
English Singulars: "The data is..."
This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.
Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."
This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".
Majority ≠ right
This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still
a mistake .
majority ≠
ad populum fallacy Although this user acknowledges the logical fallacy
ad populum , they do not think that it applies to human language, and recognise that the majority determines grammatical "right" and "wrong".
whom This user insists upon using
whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
based
Based on experience, this user knows that based off is
nearly always incorrect.
your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
"There's" with a plural subject This user knows that "there's" with a plural subject is a pervasive grammatical error. There's There are too many people making this mistake. Don't be one of them.
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
Α α This user's favorite letter in the
Greek alphabet is
Άλφα .
Я я This user's favorite letter in the
Russian alphabet is
я .
en-sg -0 This user does not understand
Singlish (or understands it with difficulties, otherwise does not want to hear or speak it).
sar -N This user is a native speaker of
sarcasm . Isn't that just great ?
tuff, doe, chru, tought This user thinks
English spelling reform is dumb, since we'll have to do it again anyway in a few hundred years, and besides, no writing system is telling me how to talk.
This user knows that because English is a living language, grammar and syntax are not fixed.
a lot alotThis user recognizes that
linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language.
fgn -1 This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign .
gb -0 This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by
The Sims .
pig Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway away ativenay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay .
nws -0 This user oldspeaks , or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
dlph -0 This user cannot speak , has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.
trn-0 This user has no idea how to speak Troscann but knows what it is.
ury -0 Chyuc acol jeoc meg amjolcgumja Uryuomoco (el amjolcgumjc yug quyuch semcyujoluvro jyuhhyusargi).
Ubbi -2 Thubis ubusuber cuban spubeak uban ubintubermedubiubate lubevubel ubof Ububbubi Dububbubi.
IntS -4 Tihs tweedler uses
über Internet slang that will
pwn you.
Wdk -0 This user has no idea how to speak
Wenedyk but can tell you where it's
from .
blz -0 This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand any
blazon .
Rot13 -0 Guvf hfre qbrf abg haqrefgnaq
Ebg13 (be haqrefgnaqf vg jvgu pbafvqrenoyr qvssvphygl).
1337 -1 Th1s us3r is 4bl3 2 c0ntr1but3 w1th 4 b451( l3v3l 0f
1337 .
snk This user says either sneaked or snuck .
couldn't've This user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.
ain't nobody This user hates seeing
double negatives clutter up the English language. He wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes.
…in. Ending a sentence with a
preposition is something that this user is okay with.
if & whether This user knows how to use "if " and "whether " correctly.
much & many This user understands the
difference between much & many .
its & it's This user understands the difference between
its and
it's . So should you.
its it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in
its proper manner.
its This user understands the
difference between its (of it ) and it's (it is or it has ).
Majority Usage = Correct Grammar This user recognizes that if most people make the same grammatical "mistake", it ceases to be a mistake and becomes proper grammar, for grammar has no immutable or moral "right" or "wrong" and "correct grammar" is determined by majority usage.
A sentence contains "A quoted sentence.".
This user thinks, "
Punctuation should come at the end of every
sentence .".
"…" This user favours typewriter style
quotation marks over typographic ones.
ubiquitous ≠ widespread This user asserts that the more common word is often not the most precise.
USage decline This user uses
American English , but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.
This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.
Ths usr cn rd & rt usn
txt lng
you oneThis user knows that one should not use "
you " in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.
English This user knows that 'to' is pronounced /tʊ/, not /a/.
AIM -0 This user does not understand or have any interest in
AOLer .
This user believes that
cats are NOT food.
This user likes
cats .
Cat Lover This user is acat lover .
This user loves
cats .
This user is a
cat lover.
Cat Lover This user is acat lover .
This user is a
cat lover.
This user is a
cat lover.
This user wants to own one or more
cats .
TNR This user supports the
trap-neuter-return approach to managing the feral cat population.
PET DOG This user is happy to have a
pet dog .
This user has a pet
dog .
This user owns one or more
dogs .
This user owns one or more
dogs .
This user is owned by one or more
dogs .
This user thinks there is nothing better than a
puppy .
This user firmly believes that
puppy mill operators should spend some time with this guy.
This user's
pets own him!
This user is a
mutt lover.
This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of
dogs .
Snack! This user has a large dog that thinks small dogs are tasty snacks
This user thinks
sheep are cute.
This user can type 70 WPM.
This user has posted to
Usenet newsgroups .
This user buys and sells on
eBay .
ubx -5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes .
БОРАТ This user is a fan of
Borat .
Guitar -0 This user does not play the
Guitar (but will one day!).
This user uses
Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.
This user contributes using a
laptop .
This user uses an
AMD processor
HP This user contributes using an
HP computer.
BB This user contributes using a
broadband connection.
This user's mobile phone and data-services provider is
Verizon .
HIQS
This user might as well be a member of a
high IQ society because he is a certified ʌ gen-ius!
This user loves to eat
pizza .
This user eats
crab .
If he had his little way, this user would eat
peaches every day.
This user believes that
caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user eats
fish .
This user strongly believes
pigs die for a
cause .
This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in his own right.
Anal As pertains his edits, this user is
very anal .
This user loves the
1980s and participates in the 1980s retro movement