Unlike most
Firesign Theatre albums, it included songs ("Communist Love Song" sung by Proctor at the end of side A and "Nasi Goring" sung by Bergman in the middle of side B) as well as a TV-related plotline comparable to Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers.
"Insert Here" (1:26) – Two children steal Dad's credit card and turn on Channel 85 for a "charged viewing cycle".
"Channel 85 Sign-On" (1:15) – Clark Cable (Bergman) starts the viewing cycle
"Escaping From The Declining Fall Of The Roaming Umpire" (5:06) – in a parody of the
assassination of Julius Caesar, Flattus (Bergman) and Bruto (Proctor) plot to assassinate the "Umperor
Calyuga" (Proctor), inspired by Bruto's
prophetic dream of a night baseball game
"Police Lineup" (1:04) – Proctor as a cop who introduces a singing cop (Bergman)
"The Channel 85 Story" (1:03) - Cable and Fred Flamm (Proctor) fund-raise; the viewer can order merchandise from his console
"Cirque Internationale" (3:31) – ringmaster (Bergman) introduces several zany acts, including clowns Hans and Uni who engage in an ever-escalating war which results in destruction of the
Big Top
"
Communist Love Song" (4:00) – sung by Proctor, an American in love with a Russian girl
Side two — act two
"Channel 85 Reply" (1:39)
"Tobor Radar Robot" (1:26) – a robot (Bergman) is tormented by teenage hoodlums; he ends up repelling their attack by shorting out and catching fire, despite "not being programmed for defense"
"The
Mz. Information Show" (3:51) – a female
holographic "simulette" (Proctor) who hosts a talk show, assuming various identities (Bergman voices the host when Proctor plays the guest); interviews an inarticulate author of an
ecologically-themed book (Proctor)
"Emergency Alert" (1:35) – teenagers who have been attempting to
hack into Channel 85 are finally wiped by the automatic system
"Emerging Fall Of The Roaming Umpire" (4:19) – the conspirators carry out their plan to "dump the Ump" (Proctor)
"Give Up This Day" (1:30) – the Rear Reverend Sport Trendleberg (Proctor) gives a benediction
"Channel 85 Sign-Off" (1:08) – close of the viewing cycle
"Insert Here" (0:53) – the system automatically solicits another viewing cycle
Critical reception
Critically this album received the best notices out of all of
The Firesign Theatre's side projects. The New Rolling Stone Record Guide gives the album 4 out of 5 stars and says that
Proctor and Bergman "melds [their] characteristic
Joycean wit with some hilarious
slapstick routines" (404)[3], while The Goldmine Comedy Record Price Guide says that Proctor and Bergman "seem like
Wayne and Shuster on
acid" (272). While The Goldmine Guide only gives this particular album 2 stars, this is still a higher notice than any other album by one of The Firesign Theatre's side projects [4].
Issues and reissues
This album was originally released simultaneously on LP, 8 Track, and Cassette: