Self-applied Labels This user is male. This user is straight. Dad This user is a father and proud of it! This user lives in the U.S. State of Maryland. This user is a native of the U.S. State of New Jersey. NYG This user is a fan of the New York Giants. CF This user can code in ColdFusion. fan-3 This user loves Rush (band). fan-3 This user loves The Who. This user is owned by one or more cats. AIM-0 This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer. cvg-3 This user is an advanced gamer. DN It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum. This user prefers to play games on a PC. This user tracks his money on Where's George? This user is a Taurean. This user does not smoke. This user is drug-free. This user's time zone is EST. This user page has been vandalized 4 times. This user uses WordPress. This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user repairs links to disambiguation pages. This user drinks coffee. This user loves Dr Pepper. This user owns an Android phone. This user likes to play Role-playing games. This user is a Sudoku addict. This user has been on Wikipedia for 19 years and 3 months. This user is a participant in WikiProject Disambiguation. NYG This user is a member of WikiProject New York Giants This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

Among other things, I categorize myself as:

• Father
• Husband
• New York Giants fan
• New Jersey native (I never knew how much I loved Taylor ham until it wasn't easy to get)
• Resident of Maryland
• Former Blogger
• Sudoku addict (in recovery)
• Afflicted with photoptarmosis
• Not afflicted with an irrational fear of my enemy's fake Vietnamese soup, aka Foe Faux Phở Phobia

Hanlon's razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Wheaton's law

Don't be a dick.

Cole's law

Thinly sliced cabbage.