Hi!

I'm a SoCal bookworm who has six siblings, wants to travel, and loves arguments. Until I find my area of expertise, I'm going to stick to linguistic instead of topical edits.

Behind the username

Once I was wasting time on Google Earth and I saw a city on the north tip of Canada, called Alert. I zoomed in and found two very suspicious things. Eventually my dad and I spun a conspiracy theory around them, involving this thing, this institution, these people, this country, this country, this country, this country, and probably this country, too. It's very long and I'm too lazy to write it out right now, but stick a note on my talk page if you're interested. As long as you're not one of those unstable people who would start a protest about it (because tbh, it's in our best interest to keep this quiet) or worse, take it too seriously.

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