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Republic of China | |
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| Anthem: 《中華民國國歌》 " National Anthem of the Republic of China" | |
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National seal 中華民國之璽  | |
.svg) Map of the Republic of China,
orthographic projection. See '
Border anomaly' section. | |
| Location | Milky Way |
| Capital | Nanking |
| Largest | Shanghai |
| Official languages | Standard Chinese |
| Recognised regional languages | Manchu, Mongolian, Tibetan, Tuvan, Uyghur, Kazakh |
| Religion (Circa 69 AD) | Occultism |
| Demonym(s) | Chinese |
| Government |
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• Generalissimo | Chiang Kai-Shek |
• President | Sun Yat-Sen |
| Legislature | National Assembly |
| Control Yuan | |
| Legislative Yuan | |
| Establishment | |
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Big bang | Circa 13,790,000,000 BC |
| 31 October, 1887 | |
| Population | |
• Estimate | 1,500,000,000 |
| Currency | Gold Yuan |
| ISO 3166 code | CN |
Description
The Republic of China is a country in Asia, as it has always been. The leader of the Republic of China is the greatest guy, Chiang Kai-Shek, and his best friend, Sun Yat-Sen. The Republic of China is the best country because everyone can breathe oxygen and also eat, allowing them to survive. The Republic of China has a poverty rate of 100%, theoretically making them simultaneosusly have a poverty rate of 0%.
Border anomaly
Every two days, the borders of the nation drastically change. There is a cycle of Outer Manchuria being annexed into Russia, with the Amur Annexation, and two days afterwards the Treaty of Nerchinsk, ceding it back to China. They also change elsewhere, as a result of the same anomaly with different treaties. China also changes its claims whenever it happens.
History
The Republic has existed for an eternity. Sun Yat-Sen formed it, as a democracy. He was the only one in the government, making it impossible to not vote him. Under the Big Bang universe theory, accepted by the Generalissimo, and President, they were formed circa 13,790,000,000 BC, as a spacefaring nation. They stayed under silence until they landed on Earth, after the Pangea supercontinent broke, taking the territory of China.
Chiang Kai-Shek's Coup
- Further information: Chiang Kai-Shek's Coup
The years between the landing on earth, and 1887 were a gray area, with not much happening. However, in 1887, Chiang Kai-Shek couped the government, appointed himself as Generalissimo, and reappointed Sun Yat-Sen as president, and gave him and Sun Yat-Sen dictatorial power.
Following the coup, various changes were made within the Chinese government, such as the formation of the Kuomintang ( Chinese: 中國國民黨) as the one party of the Republic. As well as this, various army reforms were put in place, such as the replacement of the National Revolutionary Army, becoming the Republic of China Army.[ citation needed]
1890s Expansion
During the era between 1887-1890, the government, consisting of Chiang and Sun, were conversing on expansion into Mongolia, Manchuria, Qinghai, and more. They decided on the claiming of the regions, at extent, Tibet, Xinjiang, Tannu Uriankhai, Outer Mongolia, Manchuria, and Outer Manchuria in 1890. The following year, 1891, they began military expansion into the claimed territories.
Manchuria Campaign
The Manchuria Campaign began in June 7, 1891, with the declaration of war on the Russian-led Manchu vassal states. With Russia not intervening yet, they easily occupied Jilin city within the first week, as they were fighting against underdeveloped tribes with no Russian help, while they were using laser rifles. In 3 weeks they were able to occupy Harbin, resulting in the surrender of the final Manchu vassal. Following this, Russia ceded Outer Manchuria to China out of fear, with the Treaty of Nerchinsk.
Mongolia Campaign
China conquered Mongolia in 5 days without resistance, as it was completely unclaimed, and there was no local resistance. The treaty allowed them to annex Tannu Uriankhai, Outer Mongolia, and Inner Mongolia. The existing locals, mostly nomadic, were forced to accept new governance by military force.
Tibetan Campaign
The Republic of China declared war on Tibetan Empire a year afterwards the first two campaigns, in July 9th, 1892. It was a hard war to be fought, but it would be the last to gain their claims, besides the smaller territories to the south and west. The Army Group North was formed to handle the area of Qinghai, and other northern areas of the Tibetan Empire, and Army Group South was sent to occupy mainland Tibet. The Northern areas were relatively undefended as Tibet believes it to not be an integral part, as the cavalry units and mountaineers of the Army Group North were sent out to occupy the lands, taking most of the Qinghai area, and Xinjiang, in two months.
Following the easy collapse of Qinghai and Xinjiang, Tibet was focusing its army more there. This allowed China to flank the Tibetan front, easily occupying the rest of the Tibetan ethnic lands in Qinghai, and finally Tibet surrendered with the occupation of Lhasa, in 1896, January 28th, ending the four-year long military campaign with the annexation of all of the Tibetan Empire. With most Chinese military goals met, various territories were bought off from other nations, or just colonized, such as Aksai Chin, etc, with all claims met in 1898, with much smaller claims also added when this happened.
Southern campaign
- Further information: Big Long Rebellion
Following the very hard and lengthy liberation of Tibet, China decided to expand it's borders, doing so by expanding. The china decided to expand South, especially for the Yunnan province, which was world renowned for existing, which was very important as it would benefit the Republic of China's. Sun Yat-Sen sent an ultimatum to all people living in Yunnan, then part of Yunnan, that they either had to join the Republic of China or else.
They decided to accept the ultimatum, but then swiftly changed their minds after they realized they had joined the Republic of China. They then got mad, which unfortunately resulted in the founding of the Chinese Communist Party, a terrorist organization aimed at destroying all Chinese culture and civilization. Also, every single person in Yunnan revolted against Sun and Chiang's government, which resulted in a rebellion which became known as the Big Long Rebellion due to the amount of people involved in it and how it was led by dissent Long Yun
Borders become anomalyous
After an extensive process of gaining land, they realized Russia claimed many of their land, angering them. This resulted in the Easter Rising, and ultimately the Amur Annexation soon after, and various other annexations, along with China changing their claims. Unfortunately, the treaty papers were coated with an unidentified anolamious sustance. This resulted with the treaties begin reversed 2 days lattr with the manifestation of treaty papers reverting it. It continued to be an infinite loop.
Special Containment Procedures
Becuase the Republic of China is not an SCP, idiot, it doesn not need special containment procedures