HOLY HELL There's a lot of userboxes here! Proceed at your own risk since I'm too lazy to format them correctly. Languages en-us -N This user is a native speaker of American English. en-us-ca Dude, this person is totally a California English speaker. en-us -ap-2 Thisere user unnerstans Appalachian English and maught een tawk it sumtaams. SoE-2 This here user has an intermediate understandin' of Southern American English, occasionally using " y'all" and at times even a " ain't". en-gb -0 This user has very little understanding of British English. en-CA -1 This user has a basic understanding of Canadian English. spa-5 Este user le speaka el Spanglish like un nativo. es- spa-3 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español castellano. This \_/ser is te1-1 m@aster of t0ta1 leetne55. IntS-5 Tihs tweedler's Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG! BS-N This user is a native speaker of Bullshit. LE-4 This user uses punctuation, but doesn't care about other stuff when typing English. src-n This user has never spoken sarcastically in their life. Ever. gb-0 This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims. Lipsum-N Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. ubx-n This user communicates exclusively via userboxes. sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great? @#$! This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often. chef-0 Zees user-a duesn't speek zee Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork! AIM-5 2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos. Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng Programming cpp-1 This user is a beginning C++ programmer. This user is an expert TI-BASIC programmer. LSL-4 This user is an expert LSL programmer. Pets This user has a pet cat. This user would like to own one or more dogs. This user loves Beagles. This user's favourite animal is the Cheetah. Internet @ This user can be reached by email. @ This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name. This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is stoned1358. Chat This user has been chatting online with hot babes all day. This user has a website, which can be found here. This user is a frequent poster at 4chan. This user loves using Google Earth. This user uses Google Maps. This user is a Second Life content creator and their avatar name is Nelson Jenkins. This user tracks their money on Where's George? This user prefers to use Wikipedia over Citizendium, or any other online encyclopedia. This user maintains a blog. This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. This user uses Gmail as a primary email service. This user's Internet service provider is AT&T. This user contributes while using iTunes. This user contributes while using VLC Media Player. FLA This user can program games with Adobe Flash. This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible. This user uses µTorrent. This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox! Software This user uses Vista Ultimate. This user is a Microsoft addict and doesn't know why Apple Inc was invented. This user has experienced countless blue screen(s) of death, and caused none of them. This user contributes using Ubuntu. This user contributes with openSUSE. This user has a dual boot configuration. W This user contributes using Microsoft Word. This user contributes using Notepad. EDIT.COM_ This user contributes using MS-DOS Editor. This user writes with Notepad. Hardware This user has a dual monitor configuration. This user has their display resolution set to 1920×1200. 5.1 This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer. This user contributes using a laptop. This user contributes using a PC. intel Core This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel  Core 2 Duo microprocessor. This user contributes using a wireless connection. This user's neighbour steals their wireless connection. Mobile Phone Service This user's mobile phone and data-services provider is Verizon. Grammar This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages. they This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun. by The passive voice may be used by this user. …in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. (s)he This user supports parallel usage. man- kind Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct. to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. who This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things? which that This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably. than then This user understands the difference between using " than" and " then." their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. You and Me This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me... “,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler. . The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma. A, B, and A and B This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing. its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. its it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. ¼ You are one-quarter through this user's userboxes. its & it's This user thinks ohh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just i-t-s, but if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's i-t-apostrophe-s... Scalawag. ’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. ’s This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should! ??? ?!? !!! This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up! … This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... “…” This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style. “...”! US vs. UK This user uses logical quotation marks. Internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a style issue! ; This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently. ə This user is a Grammar Nazi. Pickyness Pickiness This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness". US This user uses American English. This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent. cAPS CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL Comedy XD This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously. Actually, the Internet is serious business. ALL This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy. B This user is a fan of black or dark comedy. C This user is a fan of character comedy. I This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy. O This user is a fan of Observational comedy. Ph This user is a fan of Physical comedy. Pr This user is a fan of Prop comedy. SU This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy. T This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire. This user is a Monty Python fan. БОРАТ This user is a fan of Borat. Food This user is a carnivore. This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale. This user is a chocoholic. This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food. This user likes any type of pizza so long as it comes in pairs along with a little Roman guy exclaiming " Pizza! Pizza!". This user prefers California-style pizza. This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton. This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion. In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard. This user would have liked Green Eggs and Ham, but will not eat them due to religious dietary laws. This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale. This user knows that MREs owe their famed longevity to the fact that even bacteria will not touch the stuff. This user eats cheese. This user loves to eat fries, or chips. This user loves to eat pizza. This user eats popcorn. This user eats potato chips. This user loves spaghetti. This user detests    TABASCO pepper sauce   . This user loves oranges. If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day. This user eats pears. This user eats strawberries. This user eats watermelon. This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE! This user loves pancakes. This user likes waffles. This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can. This user loves bacon! This user loves to eat beef. This user eats chicken. This user eats ham. This user loves hamburgers. This user eats steak. This user loves brownies. This user loves cake. This user eats chocolate. This user eats M&Ms. You better keep your hands off my peeps! This user has microwaved Peeps just to watch them quadruple in size, then shrink again. This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven. SofH This user enjoys pretzels by Snyder's of Hanover This user eats cookies. This user eats Peanut Butter Cookies. This user likes Chocolate Chip Cookies. This user likes Ice cream. This user drinks orange juice. This user does not drink milk and consequently does not suffer from calcium depletion. This user drinks water regularly. This user drinks coffee. This user loves espresso. This user loves A&W Root Beer Fanta This user drinks Fanta Orange. Fanta This user drinks Fanta Grape. ginger ale This user drinks ginger ale. This user drinks Jones Soda. This user likes both kinds of sprites: video games and drinks. V This user drinks Vault. This user doesn't drink, and has a healthy liver to show for it. PNRA This user enjoys Panera Bread America's Drive-In This user loves to eat at his local Sonic Drive-In. Games You just lost The Game. This user is a Jenga master. This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) ½ You are halfway through this user's userboxes. This user plays table football, or "foosball". This user enjoys playing poker. This user plays with a full deck. This user doesn't see the difference between poker and Texas Hold 'Em. Math ${\displaystyle {\frac {?}{0}}}$ This user can divide by zero. a²+b²=c² This user is an intermediate mathematician. This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions. This user knows that math is ${\displaystyle \int e^{xy}\,}$. ${\displaystyle {\sqrt {2}}}$ This user knows how to prove that the square root of two is irrational. ${\displaystyle \pi \neq {\frac {p}{q}}}$ This user can prove that ${\displaystyle \pi }$ is irrational. This user knows how to Find X. ft-lb This user uses American Measurements. 5+5=10 This user likes decimal. 1112 This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number. Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626 Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09... This user knows by heart an unspecified number of digits in the decimal representation of pi. Three, plus a hair This user knows 6 digits of pi. This user knows the Ultimate Answer. != This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1. ax2+bx+c=0 This user likes algebra. This user likes geometry. This user likes trigonometry. Music band This user plays in a band. This user plays their music in the treble clef. This user is an expert in music theory. This user has absolute pitch. This user plays the double bass, and thus requires this extra-large userbox to show it. This user is a music composer. This user is an analog synthesizer player. This user plays the guitar. This user is a modular synthesizer player, user, tweaker, and/or builder. This user plays the piano. This user plays the synthesizer. This user enjoys listening to real metal. This user enjoys the big band sound cRap This user can't stand rap music. This user enjoys smooth jazz. This user enjoys jazz-rock fusion. This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. † This user listens to industrial. This user enjoys rock 'n' roll. This user enjoys electronic music. This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless Country Music is eliminated. † This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming. This user listens to comedy music. This user is an audiophile. This user advocates the use of more cowbell. Yupp tspp tsupp burreevick durridullan dick dully dillun ditsdundulla ribbee dubbee dulla roop buddyroobyrung goory gung gook gaya geeree gung goo! This user is an audio engineer. 4/4 This user is against DJs adding a 4/4 Beat under old '80s songs and calling them new. This user enjoys film scores. This user is a MIDI collector. AC/ DC This user is a fan of AC/DC. This user loves The Beach Boys. This user is a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. BB This user is on a mission from God. daft punk This user likes to work it to Daft Punk. This user is a fan of the Eagles. I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day! Queen Any way the wind blows, nothing really matters to this user. Queen You can kiss my ass goodbye! — Freddie Mercury - 1975 SOAD Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie! SOAD! This user can hear the the holy mountains. Science This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. This user expects an Impact event during his/her lifetime. † This user is interested in DNA and genetics. This user is interested in Molecular Biology. Mendel is this user's chrome boy. This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry. This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols. This user celebrates, or was born on, Mole Day, on October 23rd. 6.02x1023 This user uses a TI calculator. This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist. This user is interested in amateur radio. ~(p&~p) This user studies the concept of logic. This user has a keen interest in physics. Politics This user is against monarchy. This user is against communism. This user supports the use of nuclear energy. This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change. This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often. This user finds censorship offensive. PC This user is pro-choice. This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved. ‡ This user supports the Anti-globalization movement. This user doesn't like Nazis. This user supports the troops in Iraq. "Mission Accomplished" This user knows today is the 7665th day since the declaration of Mission Accomplished in Iraq. LEGAL This user supports LEGAL Immigration. SO WHAT This user agrees with the belief that FOX News is not Fair or Balanced, but prefers it anyway. This user supports the Republican Party of the United States. This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008 and 2012. Other Interests This user is interested in counter-terrorism. This user is interested in tanks. This user knows that there IS NO EXIT. This user wears their Sunglasses at Night. This user likes to spin pens. This user is a skeptic. The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain. This user knows nothing about New South Wales. bi-4 This user uses pink noise to get the highest fidelity from their cans >200 This user is interested in architecture. This user knows the difference between beauty and trash. This user makes short movies in their free time. This user enjoys filmmaking. This user prefers color photography. This user flies RC Planes and does NOT think they're toys! This user does not smoke. This user is a model railroad enthusiast. Orange This user loves the colour orange. Green This user loves the color green. Blue This user loves the colour blue. This user knows your mother (and will say "hi" to her for you) User:Wdflake/stop WIB? This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend? This user believes that secret societies should be left in the schoolyard. Television This user has a television set. NTSC This user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast. This user prefers cable television over satellite television. This user's TV service provider is Comcast. fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Whose Line Is It Anyway? is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond. AFV This user enjoys watching America's Funniest Home Videos. COPS This user knew that all suspects were innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. DIRTY JOBS This user knows it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. $ This user is a fan of game shows. Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! M.D. This user watches House. H This user is addicted to Vicodin. H This user believes that everybody lies. WoF This user is a fan of Wheel of Fortune. J! This user phrases responses in the form of a question. Mr. T This user pities the fool! This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own! NUMB3RS We all use math every day. Scrubs This user enjoys watching Scrubs. This user is a fan of The Three Stooges. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!! CSI: Miami This user is on the trail with Horatio. DEAL This user wants to play Deal or No Deal with Howie Mandel. This user is a fan of Law & Order: Criminal Intent. CI d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent. BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ Bite this user's shiny metal ass! PHILIP J. FRY This user is his own grandfather. CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGAN This user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! This user likes to watch Adult Swim. ¾ You are three-quarters through this user's userboxes. FG This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. This user demands you respect my authoritah! off This user would choose their employees over a one night stand. This user is a fan of The Office. This user [[{{{1}}}|{{{2}}}]]! RJ This user is Rick James, bitch! C This user watches The Colbert Report. WLIIA This user watches Whose Line Is It Anyway? ? This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is. Education hs This user is a high school student. Grade 10 This user is in grade 10. Sigma notation makes this user's head explode. MATH This user's favorite subject is Mathematics. Burrito ergo sum I fart, therefore I am. Heath This user is highly... um... What's that word again? This user is interested in contributing to articles on panic attacks and related disorders. This user has an irrational fear of insects. This user has a heart condition. This user is right-handed. This user has brown hair. This user has brown eyes. This user can lick his/her own elbow. This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable. This user may contain Poison gas. Store them in an upright position at all times, and encourage them to forgo Baked beans. This user is flammable. This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me. This user supports stem cell research. This user is against smoking. Life Name This user's name is Tony. This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either. This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well. Existent This user is male. teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype. iGen This user is a member of the iGeneration 16 This user is 16 years old. ∞ This user is an ageless immortal. This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border. This user is of Italian ancestry. sibs-0 This user is an only child on their mother's side. This user is heterosexual and identifies as straight. This user wishes they had a girlfriend. This user doesn't believe in myths or superstitions. This user accepts Karma. eh This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists. Google This user believes in googlism This user does not believe in Santa Claus. Geography This user is proud to be a United States citizen. This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California. SD This user lives in or hails from San Diego. This user lives in Tennessee. This user lives in Chattanooga. Time This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by. This user doesn't sleep. This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI. This user observes Daylight Saving Time. Wikipedia This user is a donor to the Wikimedia Foundation. You can be one, too. I support the English language Wikipedia with my contributions. This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun. AWW DMBJ AWGC AWAI FDSP BATD MTAD This user is a member of the Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgments About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are in Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They Are Deletionists. This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit. This user is a Wikipedian. This user is not a Wikipedia administrator, but might like to be one someday. This user is one in 47,303,878. This user is a recent changes patroller. This user reverts vandalism in the blink of an eye with Twinkle! vn This user page has been vandalized. This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride. ZT This user supports a strict zero tolerance policy on vandalism. This user reports vandals to administrators so they can be blocked. Warning to Vandals: This user is equipped with Lupin's Anti-vandal tool. This user is completely armed and ready for combat. This user has faced vandalism and lived to tell the tale. This user screws vandals and treats them with no mercy. This user's account is secured with a unique Committed Identity. This user prefers making userboxes to arguing with other editors. no ads This user is against commercials in Wikipedia. This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits. This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes. This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia. J This user trusts Jimbo. wiki-3 This user is an advanced Wikipedia editor. Conclusion This user needs just one more userbox on their page! END This user has no more userboxes.

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