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Userboxes Self en This user is a native speaker of the English language. This user is male. This user is heterosexual. This user has a girlfriend. hs This user is a high school student. This user is from South Carolina. This user is a Cancerian. 馬 This user was born in the year of the Horse. This user's favorite color is green. This user is right-handed. INTP This user's MBTI type is INTP. SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. This user is a skeptic. ..... This user is a professional procrastinator. This user prefers cold weather. CG This user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel." This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is. This user likes pie. Gaming cvg-4 This user is an expert gamer. You just lost The Game. This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console. This user still enjoys playing games on the NES. This user still enjoys the Nintendo 64. AC This user plays the Animal Crossing series. 塊魂 Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy! This user plays the Metroid series. This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series. This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series. All your base are belong to this user. The Internets This user contributes using Firefox. BB This user contributes using a broadband connection. This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user uses Gmail as a primary email service. This user loves using Google Earth. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. This user's news source is The Onion. This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia. This user is the man now, dog. fark This user is a farker. THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE. This user uses LimeWire. This user uses Azureus. Miscellaneous This user enjoys rock music. This user enjoys indie rock. This user likes alternative rock. This user can't stand hip hop music. Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626 This user has an iPod. This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own! SEIN This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that! ATHF This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G. FG This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! Harv This user believes that the law should only be practiced by avian/mammal hybrids.