Location

This user is from Brooklyn, New York, United States of America.

This user lives in, or hails from, New York City.

This user lives in the U.S. State of New York.

This user rides the C Train on the New York City Subway.

This user despises the Boston Red Sox.

This user is a fan of the New York Yankees

Time

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

This user is diurnal.

This user's time zone is UTC-5.

Life

This user is male.

This user's ethnicity is African American.

Health

This user does not smoke.

This user is right-handed.

This user also has slight asthma.

Historical Events

In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget…

Religion

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user is a Christian.

This user is interested in reincarnation.

This user is interested in Theism.

This user is probably going to Hell.

Love and Naughty Bits

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

This user is straight but not narrow.

This user is single.

The Zodiac

This user is a Scorpio.

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This user was born in the year of the Horse.

Babel

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The Media

This user's news source is The Onion.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

This user thinks that registration should be required to articles.

This user is the man now, dog.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user contributes using a MacBook Pro.

This user uses an Intel Mac.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user has been stealing his neighbor's wireless Internet connection, but now he has his own Wi-Fi router. Now this user knows that he has to protect his router to avoid paying big bills because of his neighbors.

THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

This user likes to watch Adult Swim.

This user is a fan of The Office.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

This user is a viewer of WNBC NBC 4 New York.

This user is a viewer of WABC-TV ABC 7 New York.

This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.

This user has a Flickr account as @ KristonLewis.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

YUM!

This user is an omnivore.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user loves pancakes.

This user eats bagels.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user loves oranges.

This user eats watermelon.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats fries, or chips.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats candy corn.

This user eats potato chips.

This user eats chocolate.

This user eats cookies.

This user likes pie.

This user drinks cappuccino.

This user drinks tea.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks orange juice.