This profile was created to twart stupid people's nefarious plots. So far, one nefarious plot down, millions to go. *Insert evil cackle*

Jessamyn was born in Baxter Springs, KS on a Tuesday in early June. She hates peas, humidity, and forgetting where she puts things. Which she does often. She goes by her full first name and doesn't really care when people mispronounce it, though it can get annoying. [It's pronounced JE-ss-Ah-myn by the way]. She's moved a total of eleven times and has lived in three different states. She doesn't wish to disclose her current location however, because she isn't a fan of stalking.