Greetings. I started misusing Wikipedia on 7 July 2004.

Edna Million in a drop dead suit Dutch Pink on a downtown train Two- dollar pistol but the gun won't shoot I'm in the corner on the pouring rain Sixteen men on a dead man's chest And I've been drinking from a broken cup Two pairs of pants and a mohair vest I'm full of bourbon, I can't stand up

Schiffer broke a bottle on Morgan's head And I'm stepping on the devil's tail Across the stripes of full moon's head And through the bars of a Cuban jail Bloody fingers on a purple knife A flamingo drinking from a cocktail glass I'm on the lawn with someone else's wife Come admire the view from up on top of the mast

Yellow sheets on a Hong Kong bed Stazybo horn and a Slingerland ride "To the carnival" is what she said A hundred dollars makes it dark inside Edna Million in a drop dead suit Dutch Pink on a downtown train Two- dollar pistol but the gun won’t shoot I’m in the corner on the pouring rain