WARNING activating GoldenEye divides IP addresses within a 30 mile radius by zero. Do not use unless if you have LTA/Socks, WikiVampires, many IP addresses, or even Wikizombies. Should you use GoldenEye, expect lots of error textures and the victim to be vaporized instantly due to the fact that dividing by zero causes errors to appear. If used upon a Developer or higher, or upon Wikimedia Servers, you will be auto-divided by zero or that everything goes down. As the servers divide by zero, they crash because of the fact that they are working.

GoldenEye not only divides users by zero but can disintegrate computers of known vandals within a 30 mile radius, besides dividing vandals by zero.

If it wasn't for the Russian Wikipedia and the Soviet Union, We wouldn't have GoldenEye!

Don't click me or you divide Wikipedia by zero. We treasure Wikipedia and this tool is for dividing users by zero.

Remember: GoldenEye has been used many times, and we have divided a total of 20 socks/vandals/lta accounts by zero with this. We have also destroyed 2 million computers with this toy! (not including test fires)

We have done 50 test fires on many objects, including 20 tea drinkers and 30 already dead/slow computers.

The most notable test was that we disintegrated The Verge's crappy pc!

GoldenEye is totally safe on articles, as it does not destroy articles, compared to the wp:nukes we used on articles.

If you are destroying entire computers within houses, you can use GoldenEye. In areas where we want to prevent collateral damage, use this tool to obliterate individual computers by deleting System32 on them.

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