About Me
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Name | This user's
name is Matthew. |
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猴 | This user was born in the year of the
Monkey. |
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b8/Monkey.svg/43px-Monkey.svg.png) |
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![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f7/Nuvola_apps_important.svg/25px-Nuvola_apps_important.svg.png) | This user wants to be your
friend. |
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/19/Cooks_050918_154402.jpg/45px-Cooks_050918_154402.jpg) | This user is a professional
chef. |
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Lib-Lab
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This user's vote Swings between Labour and the Lib Dems.
| Dad | This user is a
father
and proud of it! |
bro
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This user has a little brother
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Religion/Beliefs
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eh
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This user is an
apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists.
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![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7b/Earth_Western_Hemisphere.jpg/43px-Earth_Western_Hemisphere.jpg) | This user realizes that the
Earth isn't an
oblate
spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one. |
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Nationality/Location
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![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/BlankMap-World.svg/51px-BlankMap-World.svg.png) 3
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This user has set foot in 3
continents of the world.
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Languages
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en-us -ca-4 | Even though this person is so faking their
California English, they're totally undetectable. I mean, you can't even tell. |
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BS-5
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This user is able to contribute with a professional level of
Bullshit.
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du-0
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This person does not understand
dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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Spelling, Grammar & Punctuation
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if & whether | This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly. |
your you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
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whom | This user insists upon using
whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. |
You and Me | This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the
object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me... |
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. The | This user does not put
two spaces after a full stop. |
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’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with
s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
its it's |
It's really not that hard to use each word in
its proper manner. |
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Wikipedia
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This user reserves the right to completely
screw up his or her edits.
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. The | This user does not put
two spaces after a full stop. |
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![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Small_scream.png/40px-Small_scream.png) | This user spends far too much time editing his user page. |
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Interests
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This user likes all of the colours.
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![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Politi1.jpg/55px-Politi1.jpg) | This user has a Police radio. |
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![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Legobrick.png/45px-Legobrick.png) | This user is a
Lego enthusiast |
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?met? | This user prefers
metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them. |
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TV
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![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ac/Charter_Spectrum_logo.svg/65px-Charter_Spectrum_logo.svg.png) | This user's TV service provider is
Spectrum. |
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The O.C. | This user welcomes you to
The O.C. |
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Music
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This user can't live without his
iPod.
| 1 | This user thinks
BBC Radio 1 is worth the licence fee alone. |
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Computing
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Ad | This user's Internet service provider used to be
Adelphia. |
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Y! | This user uses
Yahoo! as a primary search engine. |
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/80/Wikipedia-logo-v2.svg/40px-Wikipedia-logo-v2.svg.png) | This user uses
Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
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nap | This user used
Napster back when it was free. |
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{{Wiki}} | This user can write in the
MediaWiki language. |
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Food & Drink
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This user eats
food.
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![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/Chicken_Tikka_Masala.jpg/45px-Chicken_Tikka_Masala.jpg) | This user would likely die without eating the occasional
curry. |
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![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/75/Amksubway.jpg/40px-Amksubway.jpg) | This user eats at
SUBWAY and eats fresh. |
C2H5OH-5 | This user does not
stand on kegs. This user extends his hands, and kegs appear atop them. |
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Userboxes
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![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Crystal_kthememgr.svg/43px-Crystal_kthememgr.svg.png) | This user is a self-professed
userbox
narcissist who spends time fixing up bad-looking userboxes. |
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3d/Crystal_package.png/40px-Crystal_package.png) | This user needs more
userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! |
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Userbox_prefer.svg/44px-Userbox_prefer.svg.png) | This user prefers using
userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful. |
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Too many userboxes | This user may have too many
userboxes ... nah, no way!! |
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END | This user has no more userboxes. |
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