• Jeremy finds love at a Halloween party... while dressed as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
• As Matt and Mallory's date comes to an end on the doorstep, neither can seem to get a kiss from the other.
• Mallory struggles to write an email confessing her love for Stephen.
• Matt and Jason accidentally answer Adam's phone, and now they must pretend to be references to get Adam into Harvard Law School.
• Jason is the new employee who obnoxiously proud of where he's from... Rhode Island.

• Matt and Mallory's trip to Paris goes wrong when people keep stealing their cameras.
• Juliet reveals the troubling nature of her relationship with Romeo in therapy.
• Matt tries to figure out what his wife is celebrating from the ambiguous decorations in his house.
• Matt, Mallory, and Jeremy lead a P90X workout.
• John Wayberry is a Facebook philanthropist who is on a mission to like everything.
• Matt suffers terrible luck while inside a game of Oregon Trail.
• Shoulder Angel - A shoulder angel takes on a physical form as he tries to stop a group of robbers.

• A slumber party game of Two Truths and a Lie between the girls goes wrong.
• The smartest kid in class gets an F on an exam and reacts dramatically.
• Jeremy makes some unusual comments while giving a eulogy.
• Whitney gets set up on a blind date... with Voldemort.
• Stephen has dinner with his boss' family... with a son who happens to be a zombie.
• An evil genius suffers a memory lapse when confronted by his arch nemesis.

• Tongue Twister - "Dana's Dead:" The dudes despair when they deduce Dana died deep-ditch diving.
• Whitney practices kissing on a dummy (Jeremy).
• A movie extra can't seem to blend into the background.
• The Amish decide to go green by any means necessary.
• Matt and Mallory rehearse for a play while taking odd critiques from the director.

• A punk rock band can't find an appropriate song to play at a kid's birthday party.
• Matt and Whitney have a date using only one-word sentences.
• Matt starts on his New Year's resolution... to start stealing things.
• Mallory demonstrates how you can say anything bad you want, as long as it's in song.
• Misunderstandings arise when Jason uses Google Translate to chat with his Estonian online girlfriend.
• Jason takes a game of Mafia too literally when he is chosen to be the Mafia.

• Mallory and Jason have other priorities while taking Matt to the emergency room.
• Baby Spencer - James is uncomfortable around his new college roommate... who is less than a year old.
• Whitney returns from vacation to find a series of strange voicemails on her phone.
• James tries to find something to watch on TV by channel surfing.
• Matt joins a Boy Scout troop in the inner city, who do things a little differently.
• A group of German exchange students causes a disturbance in an elementary school math class.

• The men re-enact the St. Crispin's Day Speech.
• Matt is sent on Whitney's behalf to break up with Jason.
• Awkward Avoidance Viking - Matt runs into an old friend at the grocery store, but a Viking gets him out of the situation (by knocking the friend out).
• When Matt and Stephen bump into each other on the street, they can't seem to get out of each other's way.
• Awkward Avoidance Viking - The Awkward Avoidance Viking helps Matt out again when his current and ex-girlfriends meet.
• James arranges to meet a wedding planner in the park, but accidentally ends up with a funeral planner, who also has a meeting in the park.
• Awkward Avoidance Viking - The Viking helps fix another awkward moment between Matt and his grandma.
• The men try to throw the perfect dinner party, but fail terribly.

• The cast explains how to make a sketch funnier by simply changing props.
• Baby Spencer - Spencer runs into his ex-girlfriend in class, much to Adam's discomfort.
• Whitney creates an office "feelings board" that has the power to manipulate people's emotions.
• James and Whitney sing a love song together, but Mallory inserts herself as the third wheel.
• A dictator tries to get secrets out of a secret agent... by threatening to post his girlfriend's weight on social media.
• Shoulder Devil - Shoulder Angel's opposite, Shoulder Devil, tries to coax Jason into stealing from a convenience store.

• The cast tries to write one last sketch before the show starts.
• A Wal-Mart manager has a difficult time firing his employee, Dobby.
• Sir Francis - The flamboyant Sir Francis wins the heart of every 18th Century British woman, despite his feminine nature.
• Bane crashes a birthday party.
• Matt, Whitney, and Jason get lost in the woods, and their only hope is a creepy old woman.
• Whitney breaks into an elaborate song and dance number when Matt proposes to her.

• The guys try to impress the girls... with their recorders.
• The principal calls Miss Frizzle in to address her dangerous field trips.
• A duck shooting booth operator at the carnival keeps getting injured on the job.
• Jason tries to impress his ex-girlfriend at a high school reunion.
• Matt and Mallory's extreme properness begins to rub off on their friends.
• Shoulder Angel - Shoulder Angel lends his help to the 7' 6" Shawn Bradley.

Guest Star: Shawn Bradley, former NBA player and BYU alumnus, as himself

• The cast welcomes Season 2 with a musical number.
• Mr. Ecklestone - Whitney, Mallory, and Jason receive driving instructions from an extremely morbid instructor.
• The aristocrats of Downton Abbey react dramatically to bad news.
• Two burglars try to convince the man they're robbing that he's only dreaming.
• Lady Shadow - A secret agent tries to obtain secret information... while she is pregnant.
• A Message From Studio C - Laundry Sorting
• Matt helps Mallory break up with Jason.

• Jason confesses his love for Whitney as she leaves for Paris, naming all of her qualities that he loves... all of them.
• A Message From Studio C - Restaurant Line
• Flirting Academy - Whitney tries to teach socially awkward people how to flirt.
• Leonardo da Vinci tries to get the right pose for the Mona Lisa.
• An inner city kid has the advantage when slang words are given in the spelling bee finals.
• Just Jeremy - Sci-Fi Movies
• Video Instruction Series Can Inform People About Men - Dr. Friedrich Schneider presents his findings on male aggressiveness when 2 men are locked in a room with a ping pong table.
• Sir Francis - Sir Francis tries to liven up a battlefield.

• A boy gets shamed for his pimple in a dishwasher commercial.
• A Message From Studio C - Rock, Paper, Scissors
• Poker Face - A glimpse into the minds of the stone-faced contestants at the Texas Hold 'Em World Championships.
• Ann Withers - Matt is unnerved when a creepy librarian who injects book titles into her speech tries to flirt with him.
• Matt tries to bring all of the groceries in with one trip, no matter how many there are.
• Jason has trouble completing an automated background check over the phone.
• Just Jeremy - How to Grow a Mustache
• Awkward Avoidance Viking - The Viking helps Matt when he flirts with a married woman at a stop light.
• The police department celebrates Take Your Daughter to Work Day and tries to keep their daughters from realizing they are at a murder scene.

• Stephen is interrogated by a good cop, a bad cop, and an ugly cop.
• A Message From Studio C - Paper Cuts
• Whitney stumbles while walking and tries to pass it off as a dance to prevent embarrassment.
• Stephen is less than impressed with the "phone magician" he shows Whitney for her birthday.
• Captain Literally - A superhero helps correct people who misuse the word "literally" by literally enacting what they figuratively mean to say.
• Peter Pan's shadow gets in the way of Peter Pan and Wendy's evening together.
• Just Jeremy - T-Rex Art
• A man's will has strange requirements for his family to earn their inheritance.

• Whitney, Mallory, and Natalie ask for a passerby to take a photo of them, but he turns it into a full photo shoot.
• A group of doctors deal with a hypochondriac... by tricking him into thinking he's dead.
• A school librarian makes the case for banning cursive writing.
• A real estate agent tries to get romantic with Matt while showing him a house... surrounded by zombies.
• Stephen's lawyer has a problem making every sentence sound like it's a question at a trial.
• Video Instruction Series Can Inform People About Men - Dr. Schneider determines whether men feel threatened when dating women who are funnier than them.
• Mr. Ecklestone - Mr. Ecklestone intimidates a group of boy scouts going on a hunting trip.

• James gives the audience a tour of the hectic backstage.
• A Message From Studio C - Cutting the Wire
• Matt and Mallory argue over whose diet is more all-natural at Whole Foods.
• Jason introduces his girlfriend, a competitive eater, to his parents.
• Stars of embarrassing YouTube videos advertise the Center for People that YouTube Made Infamous.
• Matt, Stephen, Mallory, and Whitney hold an intervention for Gandalf to stop him from going on quests.
• Awkward Avoidance Viking - The Viking tries to get Matt out of an awkward moment with Stephen, but can't do so with Stephen wearing a football helmet.
• Ann Withers - Ann Withers goes to Jason's house to get him to renew his library card (and flirt with him).

• Two kidnappers interrogate a Mickey Mouse actor from Disneyland as to where the Disney Vault is.
• A Message From Studio C - Gossip
• Matt can't seem to find the right Indian in the Cupboard.
• A PHD candidate defends his thesis by fighting to the death for it.
• A child's birthday party is seen from the piñata's point of view.
• A girl named Agnes believes she is being treated unfairly because of her ugly name, while her ugly sister, Jessica, receives better treatment because of her normal name.
• Just Jeremy - Running with Scissors
• Captain Literally - Captain Literally corrects a man's use of the phrase "last man standing."
• A secret agent is presented with weapons for his next mission that do him more harm than good.

• Matt and Jason confuse two Mormons at their door with mobsters looking for payment.
• A Message From Studio C - Pig Latin
• Matt tries to do stand-up comedy with a man having trouble breathing in the room.
• Lobster Bisque - Mallory takes Stephen to a restaurant with an eccentric owner obsessed with lobster bisque.
• Jason tries to make his proposal to Mallory absolutely perfect.
• Matt has no luck when betting on flipping a coin with Whitney.
• Video Instruction Series Can Inform People About Men - Dr. Schneider investigates the claim that women handle illness better than men.
• Matt, Stephen, and Stacey can't stand their roommate... Darth Sideous.

• Two dancers perform in a dance contest... while one of them is glued to his chair.
• Jason Bourne can't bring himself to eliminate his first target, Dobby.
• Matt can't seem to find a gift Whitney will be happy with for her birthday.
• Two cowboys with terrible aim engage in a duel.
• The President can't find a good solution to a hostage situation at the Capitol.
• Just Jeremy - Impersonation
• Awkward Avoidance Viking - The Viking helps Matt navigate through awkward situations at a class reunion.
• A family confesses all their wrongdoings to each other at their father's death bed.

• Mallory and Whitney perform a rousing rendition of Danny Boy at a graduation ceremony.
• Flirting Academy - The Flirting Academy students take their final exam.
• A dance music producer gets too excessive with sound effect samples on her latest track.
• The sound technician of a radio drama program gets her sounds mixed up.
• Captain Literally - Captain Literally corrects a teacher and a man with a cold.
• Matt keeps doubting himself on the final question of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

• Tongue Twister - "Robbing Roger:" The rascal Roger is tried for robbing the weird rear wheels off a wobbly red wagon.
• A compilation of famous last words is presented.
• Jeremy helps Mallory while she is in labor by transferring all the pain over to him.
• A trailer for a veterinary medical drama is presented.
• Matt and Stacey can't predict when the drop in a dance song will happen.
• Just Jeremy - Balloon Animals
• Video Instruction Series Can Inform People About Men - Dr. Schneider examines the phenomenon where short men compensate for their height by physically asserting their presence.
• The characters from Candy Land brainstorm ways to make Candy Land healthier.

• Jeremy's encounter with a greaser gang quickly turns into a Bollywood-style dance number.
• More famous last words are presented (continued from the previous episode).
• Matt gives the 5-day weather forecast, which keeps getting worse and worse.
• Gollum converses with the multiple personalities in his head.
• A song is presented by the most annoying types of people on Facebook.
• Ann Withers - Ann Withers flirts with Stephen after meeting him at a wedding.
• Just Jeremy - Secrets
• Awkward Avoidance Viking - The Viking is caught in the act and is shunned by his viking brethren.
• Shoulder Angel - Shoulder Angel tries to lend his help to the President, but he is stopped by the Secret Service.