Special thanks to Cabayi for repeatedly being incredibly helpful. I really do appreciate the time and energy he has put into teaching me how to utilize and navigate Wikipedia as an editor. (To put this into perspective, I do not simply 'owe him a beer'. I owe him the whole damn bar.)
Wikipedia 5 Pillars: /info/en/?search=Wikipedia:Five_pillars
"Consensus" per Wikipedia: /info/en/?search=Wikipedia:Consensus
Wikipedia Help: /info/en/?search=Help:Contents
Help with editing: /info/en/?search=Help:Editing
How to cite sources: /info/en/?search=Wikipedia:Citing_sources. More on video sources: /info/en/?search=Wikipedia:Video_links
Wikipedia Reliable Sources List: /info/en/?search=Wikipedia:Reliable_sources/Perennial_sources
Wikipedia Support: /info/en/?search=Wikipedia:Contact_us
Ping/cite another user: Put double square brackets around the following, User:'user name'|'user name'
Check a users edit count (you need to replace 'user name' with Cmsmith93, for example): https://en.wikipedia.org/?title=Special%3ACentralAuth/'user name'
Finding specialized user's (click the Group drop down); /info/en/?search=Special:GlobalUsers/
Biographies of living persons; /info/en/?search=Wikipedia:Biographies_of_living_persons
User Access Levels; /info/en/?search=Wikipedia:User_access_levels
Reporting Users: /info/en/?search=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents