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Big jonny's lil' ol' Userbox This user is from Earth. This user is male. This user is single. This user is straight. This user contributes using Firefox. This user does not like Bush. This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines. < html> This user can write HTML.

PC-0 I am politically incorrect. Hence, I will use common sense and speak plainly rather than trip all over myself trying to be inoffensive.

This user has a television set. SC This user plays SimCity. IT Hello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in? Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! This user enjoys rock music. Queen This user loves Queen! This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea. "Surely this user can't be serious?" d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent. This user enjoys solving Sudoku puzzles. their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! This user spends far too much time editing their user page. This user likes a 'proper' Pasty. ? This user follows his/her own political ideals. This user does not smoke. This user is owned by one or more cats. ..... This user is a professional procrastinator. This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha! This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions. This user is a Sudoku addict. This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating. This user enjoys chess. This user is interested in tanks. This user has been on Wikipedia for 17 years, 7 months and 29 days. This User is a Fan of Elvis Presley. This user is a fan of Johnny Cash This user is a fan of Hank Williams. This user is a fan of Waylon Jennings. This user is a fan of Bocephus.

Various facts

I am a strange person from northern Minnesota who is often called a redneck, hick, or many other things that do generally describe me honestly.

Articles I've created

None so far.

I will be adding more information to this page in the future, Maybe...