Dan Serafini
Pitcher
Born: (1974-01-25) January 25, 1974 (age 50) San Francisco, California, U.S.
Batted: Switch Threw: Left
Professional debut
MLB: June 25, 1996, for the Minnesota Twins
CPBL: August 21, 2002, for the Chinatrust Whales
NPB: April 12, 2004, for the Chiba Lotte Marines
Last appearance
MLB: August 1, 2007, for the Colorado Rockies
CPBL: August 29, 2002, for the Chinatrust Whales
NPB: May 13, 2007, for the Orix Buffaloes
MLB statistics
Win–loss record	15–16
Earned run average	6.04
Strikeouts	127
CPBL statistics
Win–loss record	0–2
Earned run average	13.50
Strikeouts	1
NPB statistics
Win–loss record	18–17
Earned run average	4.13
Strikeouts	217
Teams
Minnesota Twins ( 1996– 1998) Chicago Cubs ( 1999) San Diego Padres ( 2000) Pittsburgh Pirates ( 2000) Chinatrust Whales ( 2002) Cincinnati Reds ( 2003) Chiba Lotte Marines ( 2004– 2005) Orix Buffaloes ( 2006– 2007) Colorado Rockies ( 2007)

Daniel Joseph Serafini (born January 25, 1974) is an American former baseball relief pitcher who played seven seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB). He was selected in the first round (26th overall) of the 1992 MLB draft by the Minnesota Twins.

Early life

Serafini attended Junípero Serra High School. In 1991, in a 7–0 win over Salinas High School, Serafini pitched a CIF Central Coast Section playoff no-hitter. It remains the only playoff no-hitter in school history.^{[ citation needed]}

Professional career

Draft and minor leagues

Serafini was a first round draft pick in the 1992 Major League Baseball draft when the Minnesota Twins selected him as the 26th overall pick. He was drafted out of Junípero Serra High School. ^[1]

Serafini began his professional career after signing with the Twins when he played for the rookie league team, the GCL Twins. He played in eight games in 1992 and posted a 1–0 record with a 3.64 ERA. In 1993, Serafini pitched for the Fort Wayne Wizards, the Twins Single-A team. He made 27 starts and posted a 10–8 record with a 3.65 ERA. Serafini played for the Fort Myers Miracle, the Twins High-A team, in 1994. He made 23 starts and had a 9–9 record with a 4.61 ERA. While with the Double-A New Britain Rock Cats in 1995, Serafini was an All-Star in the Eastern League. Overall while with the Rock Cats, he went 12–9 with a 3.37 ERA. Serafini also made one relief appearance for the Salt Lake Buzz, the Twins' Triple-A affiliate, in 1995.

In 1996, Serafini was rated by Baseball America as the 76th-ranked prospect in the minor leagues.

Minnesota Twins (1996–1998)

Serafini made his major-league debut on June 25 against the New York Yankees. He started the game and pitched 4.1 innings, allowed five runs, and took the loss. It was Serafini's only major league appearance of the year, as he pitched for the Salt Lake Buzz during the remainder of the 1996 season.

Serafini pitched in the major leagues for the Twins in parts of the 1997 and 1998 seasons.

Chicago Cubs (1999)

Serafini's contract was purchased by the Chicago Cubs from the Twins on March 31, 1999. He played for the Cubs for the majority of the season, going 3–2 with a 6.93 ERA in 42 games (four starts). That year, Serafini also made two starts for the Iowa Cubs, the Cubs' Triple-A team.

San Diego Padres (2000)

In the 1999 offseason, on December 22, Serafini was traded to the San Diego Padres for minor league outfielder Brandon Pernell. He pitched in three games for the Padres and recorded an 18.00 ERA. Serafini also played for the Triple-A Las Vegas 51s, for whom he had a 6.88 ERA in 26 games (4 starts).

Pittsburgh Pirates (2000)

Serafini was traded to the Pittsburgh Pirates for minor-league pitcher Andy Bausher on June 28, 2000, and was assigned to Triple-A Nashville. He made seven starts for the Nashville Sounds, in which he went 4–3 with a 2.68 ERA. Serafini's performance earned him a callup to the Pirates and he pitched in the rotation from August 5 until the end of the season, making 11 starts in which he went 2–5 with a 4.91 ERA. Serafini was released by the Pirates during the following spring training, on March 20, 2001.

Mid-career

Serafini did not play in the major leagues during the 2001 or 2002 seasons.

He was signed to a minor league contract by the San Francisco Giants on March 27, 2001. Serafini began the year with the Triple-A Fresno Grizzlies, but was released on April 24. He was then signed to a minor league contract on May 8 by the New York Mets. Serafini played for the Triple-A Norfolk Tides before being released on August 5. He signed another minor league contract two days later, this time with the Milwaukee Brewers. Serafini played for the Triple-A Indianapolis Indians for the rest of the 2001 season and was granted free agency on October 15.

Serafini signed with the Anaheim Angels on November 3, 2001, but was released on March 28, 2002, before the season began. In August, he briefly pitched for the Chinatrust Whales, a team in the Chinese Professional Baseball League in Taiwan. He signed with the St. Louis Cardinals on November 14, 2002.

Serafini began the 2003 season for the Triple-A Memphis Redbirds but was released on April 21, 2003, after going 0–1 with a 9.00 ERA in three games (two starts). He then went to play in the Mexican League.

Cincinnati Reds (2003)

Serafini's contract was purchased by the Cincinnati Reds on August 25, 2003, from the Mexican League. He played in his first major-league game since 2000 when he started a game for the Reds on August 26 against the Milwaukee Brewers. After four starts in which he went 0–3 with a 6.27 ERA, he was put into the bullpen for the remainder of the 2003 season. He went 1–3 with a 5.40 ERA in 10 games for the Reds in 2003. Following the season, he was granted free agency on October 4.

Nippon Professional Baseball (2004–2007)

From 2004 to 2007, Serafini pitched in Nippon Professional Baseball in Japan. He played for the Chiba Lotte Marines in 2004 and 2005, and the Orix Buffaloes in 2006 and 2007.

Colorado Rockies (2007)

Serafini returned to major league baseball in the United States on July 31, 2007, when he signed a minor league contract with the Colorado Rockies. He was assigned to the Triple-A Colorado Springs Sky Sox. Serafini appeared in 11 games (three starts) for the Sky Sox, finishing 0–1 with a 3.48 ERA. On September 4, 2007, when rosters expanded, his contract was purchased by the major league club. The next day, Serafini appeared in his first major league game since 2003, when he came in to pitch against the San Francisco Giants. He was used as a left-handed specialist for the Rockies. Serafini pitched in just three games in his callup and had a 54.00 ERA in 1/3 innings. He became a free agent after the 2007 season.

On November 27, 2007, Major League Baseball suspended Serafini 50 games for testing positive for a performance-enhancing substance in violation of the league's joint drug prevention and treatment program. Serafini blamed the suspension on taking the substances in Japan for medical reasons as prescribed by Japanese doctors, and states he stopped taking them when he entered the US. ^[2]

Late career

Serafini spent the 2008 and 2009 seasons with the Sultanes de Monterrey in the Mexican League.

In 2010, Serafini played for the Cañeros de Los Mochis in the Mexican Pacific League, the Bridgeport Bluefish of the Atlantic League, and then appeared for Mexico in the February 2011 Caribbean Series.

In 2012, Serafini began the season with the Mexican League, then ended up with the Bridgeport Bluefish of the Atlantic League. With the Bluefish he started 13 games and compiled a 4.02 ERA and 5–3 record. His last game was on August 26, 2012, vs the Sugar Land Skeeters—the day after Roger Clemens' notorious start with the same team. Although still on the Bluefish roster, Perry Miles, the voice of the Bluefish, suggested that was Serafini's last appearance of the season.

Serafini then went back to the Mexican League, signing with the Naranjeros de Hermosillo on November 23, 2012. ^[3]

Post-playing career

Circa 2011, Serafini owned the Throw Like a Pro Baseball Academy in Sparks, Nevada. ^[4] Serafini and his wife also owned a bar in Sparks called The Oak Tavern (formerly named The Bullpen Bar), which was featured on an episode of Bar Rescue that aired on June 28, 2015. ^[5]

On October 20, 2023, Serafini was one of two people arrested in connection to the June 2021 murder of Robert Spohr and attempted murder of Wendy Wood in Lake Tahoe, California. ^[6] The victims were reportedly Serafini's father-in-law and mother-in-law. ^[7]

References

Further reading

• The blogger at Serafini Says recounts the story of his radio interview
• Coverage of the Serafini impersonation incident from www.deadspin.com

External links

• Career statistics and player information from MLB, or  ESPN, or  Baseball Reference, or  Fangraphs, or  Baseball Reference (Minors), or  Retrosheet