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The fourth rule of Wikipedia is: You do not reference fight club on Wikipedia, as it will get you kicked out of... never mind.
The fifth rule of Wikipedia is: You can not talk about Wikipedia when editing Wikipedia.
The sixth rule of Wikipedia is: There is no rule six.
The seventh rule of Wikipedia is: Do not look at Wikipedia and touch your leg while eating a pancake with apples, nuts, and berries.
The eighth rule of Wikipedia is: Do not look at Wikipedia.
The ninth rule of Wikipedia is: Do not think about Wikipedia.
The two one quintillion two hundred eleven quadrillion three hundred thirty trillion ninety-five billion seven hundred seventy-four million five hundred fifty-five thousand six hundred sixty-second rule of Wikipedia is: The actual spelling of Wikipedia is: Incomprehensibilities.
While it is fine to recruit sane, reasonable people to become
Wikipedians, one must remember that Wikipedia is
intensely addictive and talking about all the fun
disputes you've been having, people you've been
oppressing, and
general mayhem you've enjoyed as a Wikipedian may cause them to spontaneously attempt to
join in.
(Ω) Promoted to
Rouge Admin after a suitable period of time.
Only by following this complicated and
necessary task can new users be properly certified by the
cabal and made in to productive abusers of the
Five Pillars of Evil.