”A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.”

—  Paul Gallico

About me

• I am Canadian.
• I am an avid ice hockey fan.
• My favourite team is the Chicago Blackhawks.
• My favourite retired hockey player is Stan Mikita.
• My favourite still active hockey player is Jonathan Toews.
• I believe that over the past few years, the NHL has done excellent things to improve the game, despite my despise of Gary Bettman.
• I spend the majority of my time editing and creating articles on the Simple English Wikipedia.

Articles and Categories I Have Created

• Adam Hicks
• Art Hampson
• Coolio's Rules
• Danny Groulx
• Brian Connelly
• Dead End Countdown
• Don Campbell
• Drew Bagnall
• Eric Werner
• Ernie Moser
• George Grigor
• Koslov
• Lost in City Lights
• Martha Currie Elementary
• Martinek
• Rob Klinkhammer
• Richie Bayes
• The Life (2002 film)
• Toews
• Tommy Maxwell

Articles I have contributed extensively to

• Cloverdale
• Kerry Michael Saxena
• Natalie Radford

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